But no one's as pretty as you
Linda chose it
It means Great Knowledge
Some people are gonna laugh
Chinese guys just wanted to toast with us
Thanks for the advice Arvo
To a chinese barber
What you really want
Nevermind
I'll be chinese bearded
Will I hit the target?
To cabdriver xxxxx. Hangzhou China
You looked younger than me but I,
I paid you
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Fire miss wood
Unknown first night.
Your favorite muffins
Don't taste so good
For french people
I'll remember
Your japanese accent
When you were speaking english
In this hurry night
To find coffee substitute
The 16th of january in the afternoon.
You asked for my height
To be a model for you
Was that a way to pick me up?
Thanks for buying us lunch anyway
Didn't have a lot to say to her
Didn't have a lot in common
And Seychelles' guys didn't wanted to leave
The reggae bar
Don't even know your name
I'll send you the photo like you wanted
When you can eat macaroni, pizza and french fries
With so few chinese people
But we had fun and they worked hard
(My two french girl partners and I)
Of course, we're gonna be the foreigners
So interested by chinese culture
They already planned everything
Broadcasted in the whole country
Even if I become a very famous artist
I won't never have such an audience
They promised about some points.
(Not a stupid film about stupid tourists)
They said it won't be a fiction.
But it did.
We just played like actors all days long
"Smile! Look at this! Pretend to shoot with your camera!"
I tried to do some personal things
We tried to reverse the program, to pervert, subvert main idea of the show
Next time we'll ask to be paid
The elderly are so beautiful in here
Saturday morning, while kids look at tv in Europe
So early, chinese people sing in the park
Play mahjong or chinese chess
Practice gymnastic, learn to dance
While my mind is still in my bed
Some miles away
48km left
I remember your way of saying
Take it?
When we hadn't any ticket
The 14th of january 2002
I play a 6 cards' game from Seychelles
With Seychelles' guys
Betting money of my studies
I can't win every time
But I'm not that bad neither
I came in a Portraitist photograph store
They used to shot young married, in studio mostly
I dream often about the Giorgio Armani suit I'll never can afford to buy
Here, for some chinese money, I wore a married dress
I don't know why I felt like Marylin Monroe,
Me, the dress and the cotton breast
One in a lifetime is perhaps not enough for a girl
But it's a lot for a guy like me
Waiting for the water to become warm and wash myself
Writing down this notes
Thinking that no one will accept to publish this
The 29th of january 2002
For my birthday and the chinese new year
I want to start finding my own way
Two days with chinese medication
Have to finish my contract before to see a doctor
I think chinese will prefer seeing me in a party
Than recovering my sickness.
I feel so tired that I write down some notes
To not falling asleep beside the others guests
But I'm too tired to write something beautiful
How to say
I love you
Do you love me?
I miss you
In french
They don't wanna know anything more
They're just as superficial as I thought
Acting like a kid
I'm real estate interpreter
What a word
for such a job
She, she always wants to look at my notes
Me, I don't wanna share this things anyhow
I start to sleep awaked
In my chair
Trying to keep myself aware
And my job will be done
Then I'll be paid
Then I could sleep
With the eyes closed
I will start to become aggressive
I'm gonna be uncle
When my friends told me they became aunt
I always found them pathetic
So happy for nothing
Extraordinary
Now, it's my turn
And try to imagine dear reader
That's not so pathetic
It could drive you a man
So stupidly happy
All the waiters have Bon Jovi T-Shirt
If he wasn't so untalented
It would make me laugh
Quite the same even if the names change
All I can say :
Imported beer doesn't come from Belgium
And that's suck
When you're kind of
Beer lover
I-BOOM- BOOM
CAN- BOOM-NOT
BOOM- BOOM- BOOM
HEAR- BOOM-YOU
BOOM- BOOM- BOOM
BOOM
One more night alone
It's Chinese new year
There MUST be some
Drunk Chinese girl
Falling in love
For no reason
In the bar
A girl sings to her nail
I can't understand
Korean character
I just supposed that
The lyrics
Must be
Deeply meaningful
For a girl
To sing
To her nail
It'll be the 14th of
February
I hate this day
It's very easy to say
When you don't have
Any reason
To celebrate it
12/02/2002
Have a time machine
To do things back
Another first time
Forever
That I'm here
But I still didn't hear
Any baby cries
Any child neither
I just have one explanation
It must be forbidden by
The government
Since my last poems
I didn't think about writing
A lot
How incredible
A girl
Not reaching 1m60
Can do
To your mind
She danced like a teenager
First I felt nothing
Then
Each part of my body fell in love with her
It was just like we were
One million people
To love her
In only one body
And I was the battlefield
She slept with my penis in his right hand
Just like if it was the most precious thing she possessed at this moment
Like it was her wallet
I felt so beautifull
But what an ass
So what?
Everybody must think they suck
Except both of us
Anyway if I'm a loser
Cause of it
I'll be an happy loser
The stock exchange rate
With Chinese people
Writing down this note
They must think
I'm a golden boy
Not making love
Just be inside her
To keep her own personal perfume
On me
For the rest of the day
Burning into flames
But it wasn't
Paris or Mir Station neither
It's the Chinese celebration
Of the light-up festival
Looking at my sandwich
Waiting to understand
The mystery
Of it
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